Four foods I only recently learned about and will never eat.

Bacon-fried ramps, the reekiest leekiest onions you'll ever smell on a human's breath. The beans and relish and bacon-fried corn bread just exacerbate this lingering problem, in various unpleasant ways and locations. You'll reek for a week.

Scrapple is everything left over from an animal after all of the edible stuff has been eaten, fried in its own oils. It only looks innocuous - after all, "disgusting" and "disguise" start with the same 5 letters!

Haggis: A sheep stomach stuffed with meat and spices. Things that do not look edible in nature look that way for a REASON. DANGER, DO NOT EAT! Stomachs eat and should not be eaten.

Calves' brains and eggs. Yes folks, a suuuuthern tradition! Eat dem brains!