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Theme Song: Logistics - Everything is Illuminated

As I was walking home during lunch, a bum approached me after getting some lunch from the soup kitchen. He said, "Hey, can I ask you a business question?" He seemed friendly and coherent and I was curious to hear what a bum's business question would sound like. "Sure," said I. He looked perplexed and asked, "Uh, if somebody's payin' me 'under the table,' should I charge them sales tax?" And I replied:

"AHA, AHAHAHAHA, haHA!"

And then I added, "Only if they're stupid."

Such an ethical criminal. And then a guy on a Vespa fizzed by me, honked, and yelled out: "TOP MODEL!" It was dumb. If the bum had then asked me if I was a model, I would have exploded with mirth and showers of licorice bridge mix and Lucky Charms and kittens. God, I laughed all the way home.

Tonight: Making dinner with Steven, finishing that bottle of wine, video games! Tomorrow night: Some sort of party at Rumrunners. o.O