Analyze This!

Dreams:

In my first dream, I was leaving a building with an automatic revolving door. I entered it and walked around, waiting for the exit to come into view - but no exit came. It was just a blank curved wall. I waited for the entrance to revolve around so I could go back into the building to find another way out, but the door continued to revolve along the wall. I was trapped inside an ever-revoving door with no entrance or exit. At first I walked and walked, and then I began to panic. I pushed against both sides to see if I could slow it down, I kicked the walls and shouted... But it just kept aimlessly turning, and nobody came. I got tired, sat down on the floor, and allowed myself to get pushed around and around. I cried for a long time.

My second dream was much sillier. I was taking somebody's bichon frise for a walk; he was really cute. He stopped and lifted his leg to pee, but even though he was perpendicular to me and I was 10 feet away, his pee stream shot straight into the side of my head. I ducked and shouted and scooted forward, but he was curious and wanted to look at me, so he turned and his pee stream followed. I distinctly felt it trickle into my ear, folks, my EAR. He finally finished up his jet-powered urination session and happily frolicked over to me. I was so mad.

P.S. - Read Katie's post.