Ten on Thursday

1) I won't include anything about work for these ten... Things... BUT! I WILL say that relevant work things would take up more than ten unnamed spaces for such Things, yes precious.

2) I have shiny hair because I used Garnier glistening drops on it.

3) There's a samba lesson tonight at 8 and I'm stressed out about going to it for some reason. Probably my hypochondria.

4) I have chewed at least 20 pieces of gum today.

5) I weigh 41.2 lb.s on Mercury and 257.6 lbs. on Jupiter.

6) Tonight for dinner, I will NOT eat Cheerios. I will eat bread with butter, steamed peas and chicken noodle soup.

7) I will NOT take a nap after work. Gotta stop that habit.

8) Bear Grylls caught a frog last night in the Chinese jungle on Man vs. Wild, peeled it, and ate it raw. I thought it was disgusting and couldn't watch him take a bite.

9) There's often a black Ferrari parked in the parking lot that I occasionally use. It was there today, and I asked the parking attendant whose it was. He told me it was the bail bond agent's across the way!

10) Today in a meeting at work, I told everybody I was expecting a baby, just to watch them freak out.

Oops. I violated item #1.